1 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,327 Captain's log, stardate 46271.5. 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,524 The Enterprise has entered orbit of Deinonychus VII, 3 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,286 but our scheduled rendezvous with the supply ship BM) 4 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,761 has been delayed for another 48 hours. 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:15,961 In the meantime, 6 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,527 many members of the crew are taking advantage of the delay 7 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,604 to pursue their own projects, myself included. 8 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,086 Computer, stop playback. 9 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,368 Change the clarinet to an oboe. 10 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,528 Continue recording. 11 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,566 Computer, pause playback. Come. 12 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:56,887 Yes, gentlemen? 13 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,485 Captain, we'd like your permission 14 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,769 to take the Engineering computer off-line for a couple of hours. 15 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,082 We're working on a new interface that would allow Data 16 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,050 to act as an emergency backup in the event of a ship systems failure. 17 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,761 In theory, my neural network should be able to sustain key systems 18 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,406 until primary control is restored. 19 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,164 It sounds like an intriguing experiment. 20 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,005 I'll be interested to see the results. Permission granted. 21 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,204 It's possible we might even run some secondary systems through Data. 22 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,244 - Weapons control, sensor-- - Yes, I get the idea, Mr. La Forge. 23 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,925 Thank you. Please proceed. 24 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:33,248 Computer, begin playback from the first measure. 25 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,764 Computer, pause recording. Come. 26 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:51,241 Jean-Luc, I need to talk to you about Something for Breakfast. 27 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,290 - Breakfast? - The play. 28 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,089 Ah. Yes. Well, it's a very intriguing drama, 29 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:02,040 but I really don't have the time it would take to learn a part. 30 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,682 And, uh, anyway, I'm not much of an actor. 31 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,769 That's no problem. 32 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:08,921 Oh. 33 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,969 Well, you wouldn't be playing one of the leads. 34 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,288 - Oh. - It's a very small part. Only two lines. 35 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,487 Really? 36 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,881 It's the role of the butler. 37 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,966 Well, I'll think about it and let you know. 38 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,611 You would be wonderful, Jean-Luc. 39 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,090 We're rehearsing today at 1:30. 40 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,842 Computer, begin playback from the first measure. 41 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,490 Computer, pause recording. Yes? 42 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,763 Captain, I am sorry to interrupt. 43 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,570 No, please, Mr. Worf, come in. 44 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,722 I was hoping to take advantage of the Biko's delay 45 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,530 by staging ship-wide security drills. 46 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,570 I have planned a tentative schedule. 47 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,763 Oh, yes, this is very impressive, Mr. Worf. 48 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,846 But we'll be taking on new personnel at Starbase 118 in a few weeks. 49 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,889 Surely the drills can wait until then. 50 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,010 In that case, I will use the time 51 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,243 to perform maintenance checks on the forward phaser array. 52 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,125 Mr. Worf, 53 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,046 is there some reason why you're trying to give yourself more work? 54 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,447 No, sir, I simply wished to use the extra time-- 55 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:24,971 Enjoy yourself. 56 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,488 You have the free time. Use it. 57 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,164 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 58 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:48,206 Computer, continue recording and play back once more. 59 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,203 From the top. 60 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,490 Father. 61 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,323 What did he say? 62 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,170 The captain saw fit to release me from my duties. 63 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,084 You mean you can go? 64 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,566 I can go. 65 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,367 Saddle up, Father. 66 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:05,924 Space, the final frontier. 67 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,571 These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. 68 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:16,011 to explore strange new worlds, 69 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:20,563 to seek out new life and new civilizations, 70 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:25,089 to boldly go where no one has gone before. 71 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:02,766 Where are we? 72 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:06,925 Deadwood, 19th century Earth. 73 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,249 The ancient West. 74 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,807 What is our function here? 75 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,407 You're the sheriff, and I'm the deputy. 76 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,443 So we are in law enforcement. 77 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:23,886 Right. 78 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,369 Geordi. 79 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,642 I have noticed that you have not shaved. 80 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,928 Are you attempting to grow another beard? 81 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,721 As a matter of fact, I am, Data. What do you think? 82 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,250 As is the case with many natural growth processes, 83 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:59,485 it is difficult to envision the end product based on an intermediate stage. 84 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,644 You're right. Give it a few more days. 85 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:07,408 Okay, I'm gonna need to access your auxiliary inputs. 86 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,083 One moment. 87 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:17,805 I must admit, Data, I never get used to seeing you like this. 88 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,849 I do not understand. 89 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,765 You are constantly working on similar electronic systems, 90 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,844 yet their appearances do not disturb you. 91 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,243 Yeah, but you're not just another electronic system. 92 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,444 Thank you, Geordi. 93 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:35,328 Nor are you just another biological organism. 94 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,327 All right, that should do it. You ready? 95 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,369 Yes. 96 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,206 Establishing computer linkup. 97 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,364 Interface complete. 98 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,967 All right. Let's see what you can do. 99 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,928 You wrote this holodeck program yourself? 100 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:13,289 Well, Mr. Barclay helped a little. 101 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,964 I must have a little talk with Mr. Barclay. 102 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,046 If ever I find the vermin that drew this, 103 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,931 he'll be sorry he ever put pen to paper. 104 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,321 I'm ten times uglier than that, ain't I? 105 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,323 Shut up. 106 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:46,404 You laugh so much, it's a wonder you ain't got flies in your mouth. 107 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,891 You're a very funny man, Sefior Eli. 108 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,770 That's the bad guy. 109 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,445 His name's Eli Hollander. 110 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,841 They call him the Butcher of Bozeman. 111 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,804 He's killed 23 men. 112 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,766 He's the meanest and the toughest gunslinger in the West. 113 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,803 You have to watch him, he's fast. 114 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,923 So I'm here to apprehend him? 115 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,003 If you can. 116 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,365 You are under arrest. 117 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,202 Is that so? 118 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,966 You will come with me. 119 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,246 No, no, no. 120 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,085 Computer, freeze program. 121 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,250 What is wrong? 122 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,765 That was too easy. 123 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,281 It has to be harder to beat the bad guys. 124 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,283 Otherwise, it's no fun. 125 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:03,289 Computer, increase program difficulty to level four. 126 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:07,240 Go back to where my father and I first walked into the saloon. 127 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,921 Come on, Father. 128 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,727 If ever I find the vermin that drew this, 129 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,611 he'll be sorry he ever put pen to paper. 130 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,762 I'm ten times uglier than that, ain't I? 131 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,123 Shut up. 132 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,170 You laugh so much, it's a wonder you ain't got flies in your mouth. 133 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,765 You're a very funny man, Sefior Eli. 134 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,605 Where are they going? 135 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,491 They don't wanna get hit by the bullets. 136 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,361 You are under arrest. 137 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,123 Well... 138 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:25,125 ...looks like Sheriff Worf's here to arrest me. 139 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,364 That don't sound like a bright idea. 140 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,204 Do it? 141 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,724 You have been accused of committing a homicide. 142 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:05,727 If you mean murder, then I guess I'm guilty. 143 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,043 I've killed 23 men, sheriff. 144 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,044 One more ain't gonna make much of a difference. 145 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:18,285 Of course, shooting someone as ugly as you 146 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,131 couldn't be considered a crime, could it? 147 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,722 Was you born that way? 148 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,883 Or did your mama marry an armadillo? 149 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,684 Sheriff, look out! 150 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,486 I'm beginning to see the appeal of this program. 151 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,244 Don't twitch a whisker, sheriff... 152 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,930 ...unless you want a shave. 153 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,925 Okay, boys, saddle up. 154 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,048 But first, 155 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,965 get their money and jewelry. 156 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,051 You are a murderer and a thief. 157 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,448 A man's gotta make a living. 158 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,961 I suggest you find a new line of work. 159 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,408 I asked Counselor Troi to join us. 160 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,324 She loves Western stories. 161 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,321 You'll regret this, stranger. 162 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:41,131 I am now attempting to access the long-range sensor array. 163 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,362 Forward sensor array coming online. 164 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,682 We're getting a clear scan. 165 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,482 I will perform a routine maintenance check 166 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,007 on the starboard inertial damping system. 167 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,248 Dampers online. 168 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,721 Maintenance check in progress. 169 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,962 Data, I think we're on to something here. 170 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,248 Let's see what you can do with the secondary systems. 171 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,721 Try gravitational control. 172 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,242 Initiating gravi-- 173 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,685 What's wrong? 174 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:16,121 There appears to be an energy fluctuation in my neural net. 175 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,568 I am disconnecting my interface to the computer. 176 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,367 Interface deactivated. 177 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,047 You all right? 178 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,329 I have experienced a brief power surge 179 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,881 in my positronic subprocessor. 180 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,929 But I am fine. 181 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:42,001 Maybe the interface coding isn't as stable as we thought. 182 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,247 Looks like we've got a couple of hours of systems analysis 183 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,925 before we can try this again. 184 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,611 Let's check the interface programming. 185 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,324 What are his rights in this century? 186 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:21,565 Is there a trial? Or shall I execute him? 187 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,963 We're supposed to hold him till the U.S. Marshal comes. 188 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,891 And then we'll take him to Rapid City for a trial. 189 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:32,409 Frankly, I don't think I'll be around here that long. 190 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,245 Not after my old man hears about this. 191 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,243 What old man are you referring to? 192 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,764 My pa. 193 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,764 When he breaks me out of this tin can, 194 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,605 gravedigger will be working overtime. 195 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,326 Your pa is no match for Sheriff Worf. 196 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,326 Yes. When your pa comes, we will be ready for him. 197 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,767 Ha, ha. Yeah. 198 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,729 TROY. He's fight. 199 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,370 You're no match for the Hollanders. 200 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,003 I am sure that the three of us can handle any problems. 201 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,361 Hold on. 202 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,251 I was just passing through town, saw a little trouble, 203 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,243 and thought I'd lend a hand. 204 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,449 But I ain't one of your deputies, sheriff. 205 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,804 Counselor, I would appreciate some support in this matter. 206 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,326 Durango. I'm called Durango. 207 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,966 Yes, uh, Counselor Durango. 208 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,010 Perhaps you would consider becoming a temporary deputy. 209 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,642 For a price. 210 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,362 Five hundred dollars. 211 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,489 Alexander, we require large amounts of currency. 212 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,042 Yes, sir. I'll go to the bank and make a withdrawal. 213 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:06,169 Deanna, how do you know so much about this period in Earth's history? 214 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,210 My father used to read me stories from the ancient West 215 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,124 when I was a little girl. 216 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,281 I must admit, 217 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:18,601 I always wanted to play the part of the mysterious stranger. 218 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,850 You are so brave. 219 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,961 Facing down that evil man like you did. 220 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,441 Why, thank you, Ms...? 221 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,603 Annie, you big galoot. 222 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,609 You best not forget that tonight, 223 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,723 because I'm gonna make you a beefsteak 224 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,360 and some gooseberry cobbler for dessert. 225 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:52,329 And I bought some special candles for the table setting. 226 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,569 Pure beeswax. 227 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,246 I will not be able to come this evening. 228 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,243 I have a prisoner. 229 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,007 I'll keep an eye on him for you, sheriff. You two go have a good time. 230 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,850 That's very considerate of you. 231 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,924 But I would be negligent in my duties if I did not stay. 232 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,248 I am sorry, Miss Annie. 233 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,243 It's another woman, ain't it? 234 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,722 It's that floozy down there at Miss Langford's House of Pleasure. 235 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:18,967 Who? 236 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,611 You sure got a way with women, sheriff. 237 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:46,242 Computer, activate Picard Mozart trio, program one. 238 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,722 Play back tracks one, two and three. 239 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,488 Tempo allegro. 240 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,447 Computer, stop playback. 241 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,927 Computer, identify musical composition. 242 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,004 Picard Mozart trio, program one. 243 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,290 Okay. 244 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,165 Let's work through act two from the beginning. 245 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,489 Whenever you're ready. 246 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:58,606 Felis catus ls your taxonomic nomenclature 247 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,524 An endothermic quadruped 248 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,681 Carnivorous by nature--? 249 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,923 Hold it. Will, what are you reading? 250 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,730 The lines, why? 251 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,241 That's not the right dialogue. 252 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,687 Your visual, olfactory And auditory senses contribute-- 253 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:18,049 I recognize it. This is Data's poetry. 254 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,609 The play's gone. 255 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,531 I just keep getting more poetry. 256 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:39,611 Well, PADDs are functioning normally. 257 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,206 Seems to be a problem with the information retrieval net. 258 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,402 Somehow when you tried to call up your play, 259 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,483 the computer accessed Data's literary files. 260 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,804 Geordi, perhaps this problem is related to our interface experiment. 261 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,803 We'd better run a level two diagnostic, 262 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,008 see if this problem has spread to any other systems. 263 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,640 - And I will perform a self-diagnostic. - That's a good idea. 264 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,764 You will let me know if you find the play? 265 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,003 Oh, yeah, don't worry. It's in here somewhere. 266 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,249 We got him, jefe. 267 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,969 Where's my boy? 268 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,131 I'm not supposed to be kidnapped now. 269 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,442 Computer, freeze program. 270 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:04,371 Hey. Computer, freeze program. 271 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:08,044 You want us to kill him, Sefior Frank? 272 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,730 No. 273 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,965 He's more valuable to us alive. 274 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,008 Feline supplement 127. 275 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,003 Spot, I have formulated a new mixture of food 276 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:40,085 specifically designed for your highly selective tastes. 277 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:54,489 I find it extremely difficult to predict what you will find acceptable. 278 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,404 Perhaps hunger will compel you to try it again. 279 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:14,083 Spot, you are disrupting my ability to work. 280 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,890 Vamoose, you little varmint. 281 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,042 What'll it be? 282 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,125 I was looking for my deputy. Perhaps you have seen him. 283 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,884 Nope. 284 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,761 What'll you have? 285 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,445 Um... 286 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,086 Klingon Firewine. 287 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,408 This ain't Kansas City. 288 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:21,441 We ain't got none of that fancy European stuff here. 289 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,126 Maybe I should get you a sherry. 290 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,442 Ain't that what they serve at Miss Langford's? 291 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,649 It is, ain't it? Ain't it? 292 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,211 Hmm. 293 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,485 Howdy, sheriff. 294 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,047 Commander, what are you doing here? 295 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,441 The name is Frank Hollander. 296 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,205 What are you looking at? 297 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,490 Nothing. Nothing at all, Mr. Hollander. 298 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,489 What do you want? 299 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,288 My boy. 300 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,685 That is impossible. 301 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,650 Your son is to stand trial for murder. 302 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,850 Well, then, we'll just have to work something out. 303 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,730 Is there anything you want 304 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,685 in exchange for my boy? 305 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,362 You have nothing I want. 306 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,762 Is that so? 307 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,246 Is that so? 308 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,442 What about your deputy? 309 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,646 What about him? 310 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,046 Where is he? 311 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:06,281 I do not negotiate with criminals. 312 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,051 Your son will stand trial. 313 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,567 - Not so fast. - Ow! 314 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,205 Commander, what are you doing? 315 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,966 I ain't in the mood for games, sheriff. 316 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,648 Commander? 317 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,242 Computer, freeze program. 318 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,926 I wouldn't walk out that door if I was you, sheriff. 319 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:00,044 What's wrong? 320 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,283 The holodeck safeguards are not functioning. 321 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,607 Alexander's in trouble. 322 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,963 My God, you've been shot. 323 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,171 Computer, end program. 324 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,441 Troi to Captain Picard. 325 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,281 Troi to Security. 326 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,451 There's another character in the program. 327 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,530 Hollander's father. And he looks like Commander Data. 328 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,806 Data? 329 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,681 But it is not Data. I cannot explain. 330 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,810 I believe he has taken Alexander. 331 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,841 Oh. Now, isn't that a shame? 332 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,526 Poor sheriff's been injured. 333 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,965 What's the matter? 334 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,606 Was my pa a little too rough on you? 335 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,406 Data? 336 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,560 What? 337 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,770 Why is the computer creating characters that look like Data? 338 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,685 Where have they taken my son? 339 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,965 Where is he? 340 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,771 Temper, temper, sheriff. 341 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,447 My pa ain't gonna like it if I come home all bruised. 342 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,523 Worf, wait. 343 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:40,046 We have to remember, even though the holodeck safeguards may be off, 344 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,123 this is still a program. 345 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,282 If we can just get to the end of this story 346 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,204 the way it was designed to play out, 347 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,682 the program will automatically terminate. 348 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,409 You are right. 349 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,570 I will begin by speaking to the people of this town. 350 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,963 Perhaps somebody witnessed Alexander's abduction. 351 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,410 Captain's log, supplemental. 352 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,006 Commander La Forge and Mr. Data believe they have found 353 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,567 the cause of the mysterious malfunctions 354 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,087 which have been plaguing the ship. 355 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,401 We think our interface experiment may have caused 356 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,881 one of the computer's core subroutines to be altered. 357 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,565 When the interface malfunction occurred, 358 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,001 subroutine C-47 was replaced by elements 359 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,810 from my personal programming. 360 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,769 What does C-47 control? 361 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,605 Library computer access, replicator selection, 362 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,081 recreational programming, no critical systems. 363 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,811 That would explain why your music composition program 364 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,889 began playing the "Slavonic Dances." 365 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,771 I have been analyzing the collected works of Anton Dvorék. 366 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,322 It's the same with Dr. Crusher's play. And with the food replicators. 367 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,530 The replicators on Decks 4 through 9 are producing nothing but cat food. 368 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,371 Cat food? 369 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,251 I have been formulating nutritional supplements for Spot. 370 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,408 Well, when can you correct the problem? 371 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:04,087 We are currently attempting to isolate the corrupted circuit pathways. 372 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,005 I reckon the process should take less than two hours. 373 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,730 What did you say? 374 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,281 I said the process should take less than two hours. 375 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,440 No, you said "I reckon." 376 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,129 According to my memory logs, I did not use those words. 377 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,089 Y'all must be mistaken. 378 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,322 There, Data, you did it again. 379 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,567 Did What? 380 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:29,771 Uh, Mr. La Forge, perhaps you should take Mr. Data to Engineering. 381 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,365 See if you can find the problem. 382 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,971 Aye, sir. 383 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,367 Can I help you with something? 384 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,171 I spoke to several witnesses who saw Alexander being abducted 385 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,563 as he was leaving the bank by one of Hollander's men. 386 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,530 We must begin a systematic search of the town. 387 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,762 Worf, we've got another problem. 388 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,206 I saw Eli playing cards. 389 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,688 He was shuffling the way Data does when he plays poker. 390 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:53,731 He doesn't just look like Data, he has Data's abilities. 391 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,724 Which means his father probably does also. 392 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,088 I come to see my boy. 393 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,401 Remove your weapon. 394 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,402 Better take a good look at that gun, sheriff. 395 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,002 You might be seeing it again real soon. 396 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,650 Pa. 397 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,723 Eli. 398 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,611 How they treating you, boy? 399 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,171 Real bad, Pa. 400 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,845 They ain't fed me since I got here, 401 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,761 and that sheriff's been roughing up on me something fierce. 402 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,644 Don't you worry, boy. 403 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,326 The sheriff's gonna pay. 404 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,805 Who's the stranger? 405 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,770 I don't know. She ain't said her name. 406 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,888 She's in cahoots with the sheriff, 407 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,725 and she's mighty mean with that Winchester. 408 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,362 You sit tight, boy. 409 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,484 I'll have you home in time for supper. 410 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,602 I'm gonna give you one more opportunity, sheriff, 411 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,560 to avoid an ugly situation. 412 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,450 Release my boy. 413 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,048 I have reconsidered your offer. 414 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,329 I will release your son in exchange for my deputy. 415 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,444 I thought you might have a change of heart. 416 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,321 Meet me in two hours. You be in front of the saloon, 417 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,001 I'll be in front of the livery stable. 418 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,168 Strangers ain't invited. 419 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,684 Agreed. 420 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:13,207 In every Western I've ever read, the villains always break their word. 421 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,725 He can't be trusted. 422 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,888 But we have made an honorable agreement. 423 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,043 They're not concerned with honor, Worf. 424 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,441 This is the ancient West. 425 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,130 There's a gunfighter out there 426 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:28,046 who has the speed and accuracy of an android. 427 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:31,724 And in two hours, he's going to try to kill you. 428 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,241 Mr. Data. 429 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,368 Howdy, commander. 430 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,091 Geordi, what have you found? 431 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:59,608 Well, we figure part of my memory structure 432 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,643 was replaced with information 433 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,922 from the computer's recreational database. 434 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,801 Specifically the files relating to the American 19th century West. 435 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,769 That would explain the accent. 436 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,809 You got it, partner. 437 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,082 This is a result of the experimental interface? 438 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:17,084 I'm afraid so, but we've initiated a progressive memory purge 439 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,720 to restore Data's programming to its original state. 440 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,803 He should be back to normal in a couple of hours. 441 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,287 And what about the computer's recreational database? 442 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,164 We've started a memory purge there as well. 443 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,607 That should take another hour, maybe two. 444 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,604 Commander, you just sit tight. 445 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,684 We'll have this all fixed up in time for supper. 446 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,450 Good. 447 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,971 I will be positioned here at the eastern end of the street. 448 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,805 Frank Hollander says he will approach from this end. 449 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,531 When he reaches this point, he will be within range. 450 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,523 Understood. What about Alexander? 451 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,682 Well, there's a rain barrel in front of the saloon. 452 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,683 It should be enough to stop the bullets. 453 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,969 You would not believe what I went through 454 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:15,165 to get old man Newsom to give up his telegraph machine. 455 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,411 Ah. 456 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,483 Excellent. 457 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:28,362 Lord knows why I keep risking my life for you, sheriff. 458 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,321 Oh, yes. 459 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,241 Uh, thank you, Miss Annie. I'm in your debt. 460 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,122 I have connected the communicator's energy cell 461 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,965 to serve as the power source. 462 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,842 How long will the field last? 463 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,288 No more than 15 seconds. It is highly unstable. 464 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,647 Let's hope it's enough. 465 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,642 Eli, get down. 466 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,325 Alexander. 467 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,122 Don't even think about it. 468 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,487 Sefior Frank. 469 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:56,369 Go ahead. Shoot me. 470 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,530 Do not show your face in this town again. 471 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,009 Let's go. 472 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,406 Father. 473 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,010 Are you all right? 474 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,889 Yes. 475 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,809 End program. 476 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,527 I don't understand this. 477 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,604 The story should be over. What's left? 478 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,764 Computer, end program. 479 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,011 Sheriff. 480 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,442 You're as handy with a shooting iron 481 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,447 as you are with a woman's heart. 482 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,487 Computer, end program. 483 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,411 Computer, now. 484 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,927 Captain's log, stardate 46278.3. 485 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,048 Both Commander Data and the ship's computer 486 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,447 have been restored to normal operation. 487 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,443 Our rendezvous with the supply ship Biko 488 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,648 has proceeded as planned. 489 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,690 Father? 490 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,769 After what happened, 491 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:10,641 I guess you'll never wanna go back to the ancient West. 492 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,970 The town of Deadwood may face danger once again. 493 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:25,529 If they do, they will need a sheriff. 494 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,441 And a deputy.